Awful Movie Night: Santa With Muscles (1996)

Welcome to Awful Movie Night: Santa With Muscles (1996)! Join us on Wed Dec 18 2024 at 8:00 PM at The Drifter for a hilarious evening filled with bad acting, cheesy dialogue, and questionable plot choices. Get ready to laugh and cringe as we watch one of the worst holiday movies ever made. Don't forget to bring your friends and a sense of humor! See you there!

If one were to glance at the cover of Santa With Muscles, they’d walk away with a pretty clear idea of what to expect: Hulk Hogan as a kindly Santa who’s going to protect Christmas with his 24-inch pythons. But you would be so wrong, because that’s really only scratching the surface of the weapons-grade weirdness in this movie. Hogan plays an evil millionaire who becomes Santa after falling down a garbage chute and receiving what is clearly severe brain damage. There’s also Ed Begley Jr. as a second evil millionaire and hypochondriac inventor, wielding a quirky miniboss squad with superpowers that range from “electric hands” to “proficient in the use of stink gas” to “has a stethoscope.” His objective: The glowing purple crystals found in the Parisian-like catacombs under an orphanage where a young Mila Kunis resides. So in other words: This movie is batshit crazy.